[Psalm 144]

If a frog had pockets, the lint in those pockets would be wet as a mad hen, unless it was a toad on a telephone wire in which case it would be dry as a kangaroo rat in hell.

[El Cid]

If a frog had pockets, the lint in those pockets would be wet as a mad hen, unless it was a toad on a telephone wire in which case it would be dry as a kangaroo rat in hell.

Hah! Very good. I was trying to think of some 'Dan Ratherisms' - but none of them would top your line...

[Deb]

“That guy’s as dead as a slice of boloney on the side of a boat.”