I’m from the government (the EPA) and I’m here to check your RADON.
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Yep. When I bought the old airy house I live in now, my brother-in-law (If you know him he probably owes you money) came to me all wide eyed and said...”Are you going to have your house tested for radon”?
I said “NO! It is a waste of time”.
My BIL is a hypocondriact who would not eat apples because of media induced Alar scare. His mama, my Mother-in-law, was the same way, scared of everything the media said.
Should have just said, "No, I'm just having it boxed up and delivered to your house. Perhaps you can have it tested there."