Turn off all TVs now.
Texas DUNCE is on TV!
Watching will harm children,
and scare Grandparents. 
I missed the debates. Had an urgent task to do.
Rearrange my sock drawer.
............... 
Watching will harm children,
and scare Grandparents.
I missed the debates. Had an urgent task to do.
Rearrange my sock drawer.
...............
” I missed the debates. Had an urgent task to do.
Rearrange my sock drawer.”
I had to read the telephone book......