There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear.
WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
Hmm. My sundial just stopped.
Great TV show. One of my favorites and every bit as good as The T. Zone. (you might have to explain what ‘control the vertical/control the horizontal’ means to younger FReepers though!). Ah the good old days of the ‘Boob tube’!
"We repeat: there is nothing wrong with your television set. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Obama Limits."