The ACTUAL strawman is the implication that the Declaration of Independence had fertilized eggs in mind when it referred to “men” - and it wasn’t an implication made by me.
My point was if they DID in fact have fertilized eggs in mind in the Declaration of Independence, given the state of scientific understanding at the time, it’s quite possible that they actually had sperm in mind in the Declaration of Independence.
In which case, we need to go around locking up masturbating men, don’t you think?
Wait for a proposition that mentions sperm before torching your scarecrows.