Here's some fun with the "rules:" If you're a good-looking guy, you have a highly reduced chance of the above happening, because SH is defined as "unwanted." If she wants it because you're actually good-looking, you're in the clear. Also, it's assumed only men on women. A woman won't be touched by the business end of the rule, instead the complaining male will be targeted for retribution for screwing up the rule.
But if I were...
Which I'm not...
Er...
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