So, if you can just make sh*t up 20 years later and people will believe it without proof, here’s what happened to me on a fateful night in 1991:
I was sitting in my room, and heard a knock at my window. I turned around, and saw Alyssa Milano looking into my bedroom. As I opened the window, she aggressively forced her way in and had her way with me.
I’ve been emotionally scarred ever since. I can’t prove it, but it happened.
Dude! Emotionally scarred by Alyssa Milano having her way with you??
You definitely lose whats left of your man card for that!!