Someone needs to outfit an SUV they are not afraid to get banged up with some strategic wheel and windshield armor, and a massive sound system that plays “Jesus Loves Me” at the maximum legal limit possible.
That is rather profane to think the Creator of the Universe and Savior of mankind as some sort of clove of garlic. How about playing corporate jingles and Patriot music played by a marching band?
They've been using Holy Water and Crucifixes to repel evil spirits for centuries. (not to mention the Holy Hand Grenade)