Jury duty. There is always half a day wasted waiting for.them to decide you are too conservative to stand duty when you get called for jury duty.
You can pray for Andy Rooney during the time you spend this year waiting at the courthouse.
(j/k, it was for asthma)
Actually, I probably shouldn't be making a joke about this, should I? Love your neighbor as yourself, forgive me as I have forgiven others, etc... And I am going to be needing some serious forgiveness someday. Like today, tomorrow and the next day, for the rest of my life. So, yikes, I definitely don't want to be making jokes about the Lord's teachings and commandments. That might be a worse sin than anything Rooney ever said.
So I'll say a sincere prayer for him, sooner rather than later. Not that I'll be doing it just for my own sake, but Rooney's too. Gotta keep that in mind. Another one of those mysteries of the Bible. If we don't do it, who will? Certainly not his atheist friends.