“.. keep hitting my wife with these stories...”
SHE’LL hit you back, Grunthor! LOL!
or she’ll wash your underwear with fiberglass drapes ,scratch on LOL
I’m sure Mrs. Grunthor has a whole LIST of things she could get back at him. Itching powder in his drawers or scrub the toilet with his toothbrush. To be honest though.. Grunthor is a sweetheart!
My mother did that once, accidentally, of course.