Posted on 10/22/2011 7:56:27 AM PDT by Ordinary_American
I think you nailed it.
My Liege de Lenhart,
Today’s messenger brings to our faire corner of the land of De La Warr a note from you detailing the the comings and going of one squire named Huttonpro, a name by which he will no longer ever be remembered when the tales of Asgard are read around ye old campfire in ages to come.
It is instructive to all of Freeperdom, and, especially to those Freepers of recent vintage or youth, to see the fate of one who was so completely engulfed in fables, as was poster formerly known as Prince of Myth.
For it is utter blasphemy to speaketh of Myth as if he not only existed, but that the Myth has any power at all to effect things for the better. Is it not obvious to all that one who flippeth and floppeth is a pox on the body politic? That one who shows no allegiance to principle of any sort, nor any propensity to standeth with one position at all costs due to a core belief, is one who deserves no followers?
Perish the thought, kind friend!
There can be no allegiance to such a cad; nay, a coward who, for the sake of political expediency would take the form of whatever the powers that be wisheth him to be.
May it never be counted among us to number such a one, nor anyone who followeth in such a dastardly path. For this is not a time for the sunshine patriot, or the summer soldier. This is time that vexeth man’s souls, and requireth that most wonderful of gifts of the Almighty, called Character, in order to lead men into the light.
Myth is a legend in his own mind, as well as in the minds of his followers. How they investeth in such a fable is hard to fathom, but men such as Huttonpro are proneth to deception.
As the keepers of the ZOT, we must be ever mindful to engage, to counter and to subdue political chameleons of any sort that stray into the Field of Holy Amperage.
Myth must yield to truth and light, as must those whom he deceives. The air of the land is now purer and fairer, with the influx of negative ions induced by the flash of the Mighty Zot.
I hopeth this missive finds you and yours in good health. Please send a messenger if you have need of any assistance in the future.
The Earl of exit82
ZOT!
Greetings your Earlship!
Indeed the day finds me well if puzzled. As I sit studying the depth and breadth of the deeper wisdom of the Good book, I am left to conclude several sore truths.
It appears that while at the very heart of the matter lies the fell Plague of Stupidicus, there are indeed agents of Chaos determined to destroy our own Shining City on the Hill. For realms abroad and the minions thereof indeed know and understand the might of a unified Asgard.
Surely Brother you remember the Great War of a decade past when the realm was young and the Goracle cast his Chakra across the land. We were beset by the worshipers of Gaia. And seasons later when He who served in an Asian land did employ and rally the traitorous to his cause
It is of such such ripples in Time’s river of which I speak. Today, we see that as the memory and teachings of the Ronaldus, the greatest ruler of an age grow distant, the agents aforementioned would wipe our minds of the glory!
And so they pick and snipe and chip away, busy little rodents of destruction. And their goal is to undermine the foundation of this, the last bastion against the Alynskite hord. They are the disease eating us from within, spreading discord and discontent.
We must out them Brother. At every occurrence and opportunity. And notice how they rave against the word of Mod! Always a shot here, a quick comment there...and of course the fell wailing and gnashing of keyboards when the light of truth purifies and exposes their twisted essence!
Eyes aware brethren. for these bringers of chaos surround us and will test our steel with prose purple, spinning like tops and dradels as they proclaim persecution and innocence.
No mercy for the fallen. It is the way of the Kittith.
No compromise with the moderate. It is the way to strengthen their army.
No quarter for they who speak false, for they are the essence of our undoing.
And so Brother, I return to my dark chamber in meditation on the events of the day.
Fare thee well!
What is this? Yet another scurrilous purveyor of blasphemy hath dared tempt the Great Cat’s wrath, by daring to soilith the pure discussions of the faithful with their rot?
Tsk tsk, I say, and for shame. My brother Normie speaks truth, when he says that the Great Cat hath inscribed the very purpose of our fair people upon the Gates of Asgard! One and all would think that sufficient warning to those with foul minds and thoughts of corruption, to stay their debased and evil impulses, lest they feel the excruciating pain of the lightning!
Ah, but such is the low condition of the Debased Ones. Though such may not see it themselves, the Kitteth doth sense the telltale symptoms of liberal mental disorder in all its many guises, and will patiently stalk the afflicted until they are delivered unto their cruel and well-deserved fates.
Good riddance, Huttonpro! May your blackened name now be added to the Roll of The Damned at fell Trollhenge.
I didn’t know you could zot me.
Well, bye.
That’s okay. Onyx zotted me later in the thread. Sigh...
Nope, you are practically immune to the Holy Amperage, having been in it’s prescience on so many occasions as it rained down and cooked dinner for the Chimera ;)
Aww, Normie. Do you miss the Chimera? I’ll post him next time, just for you.
Race war fantasy.
” Republicans in DC are eunuchs. They’ve been looking for their cajones with both hands and a mirror and coming up empty-handed! In other words, they’re spineless, gutless, pathetic fools. Their leader, Boner, is a perfect example, in my opinion. Shall we list the names so we can all agree?”
I have another theory,aside from the “spineless-gutless” on which I wholeheartedly agree...
The Republicans have sold out to powerful lobbyists. In other words, they are selling out our sovereignty, for future money and power. They have done NOTHING to thwart Obama’s agenda since the day he took office.
I second the emotion!
IMO, all politicians in DC and elsewhere smell like an overflowing sewer in some third-world country to me.
From Wikipedia:
A republic is a country with a specific form of government, in which the people, or some significant portion of them, have supreme control over the government and where offices of state are not granted primarily based upon family, military, or business connections.
Does this sound like the United States or the Republican party today? The "people" have very little control much less supreme control. We KNOW elections are rigged. We know elections are changed by bogus court rulings of political appointees. We know government is run by family connections, money and political influence and not by the votes of the people. We know our country is and has been on a steady march toward communism for many many years now.
The Republican "party", at the best, has only taken very small steps to slow it down on some matters to give the people time to get used to the new reality. But stop it? Heaven forbid! That's positively neanderthal.
I’m wondering what would happen if one (1) candidate would start talking about this issue on the campaign trail. There is a laundry list of examples to illustrate this point, many of which have been offered here. There is no reason this would not be the defining issue of the ‘12 campaign, but it will take a candidate with large gonads, perhaps ebony gonads. This issue has made me think wtf for years. This should be THE defining issue for the Tea Party......Someone tell me this: How can the democrats get away with everything, with Repuiblican support, but the Republicans get nailed for much lesser transgressions, or even lies, even while they support democrat crimes?
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