[AZamericonnie]

Aloha Bigs! *hugs*

A good week for you thus far?

This month is blazing by for me...too fast!:)

2 Ringy Dingy

[AZamericonnie]

"A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane, when suddenly the pilot dies. Not knowing how to fly a plane, she grabs the radio.

"Mayday!, Mayday!, Mayday!, Help!, My pilot just died!"

Ground control received her call for help, and answered back:

"Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First, I need you to give me your height, and position."

"I'm 5"2', blonde and sitting in the right front seat." Ground control: "Repeat after me: Our Father... who art in Heaven.....

[BIGLOOK]

This is not PC but it's sure politically accurate....

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. (ouch!) In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.

She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down!"