New Jersey Liberal Endorses Massachusetts Liberal: Captain Obvious Reeling! /sarc
Chris Christie, Mr Yesterday’s News, unexpectedly endorsed Mitt Romney today.
Most commentators were stunned.
“This hit us by surprise!” they allowed. “We had keyed in on him as a liberal Romney clone, but we truly had expected him to endorse President Obama.”
Reached at his office, Christie remarked, “Get the hell out of my office you conservative-sounding swine! What do you think RINO means. Do I have to spell it for you?”
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