“I definitely think the next Chairman of the RNC should be Deval Patrick.”
Close. Eric Holder.
I apologize for overlooking your splendid candidate, Pelham.
Not only is this Holder large, of a warm brown color reminiscent of Uncle Ben, and treacherously idiotic, but, and it's a big but, he even has a Thomas Dewey-type mustache of sorts, making him look almost prosecutorial. (I.E.,if you cross him or are slow with the baksheesh.)
Bu all means, vote me fast and furiously by proxy.