I had two deer within 20ft of my kitchen window, but sometimes I just like to see them.
Yeah, I’m no hunter but I have a couple of friends who hunt on my back wooded acres with bows. My wife tells them to get the deer with the azalea breath. I’ve caught them eating my tomatoes, too, and one time I caught one at my front porch gnawing at a Halloween pumpkin.
“I had two deer within 20ft of my kitchen window, but sometimes I just like to see them.”
I like to see them too ... next to my mashed potatos and green beens. Um, um, um.