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I LIKE TO PRETEND I’M AN AMERICAN BLACK!
I LIKE TO PRETEND I’M ONE OF YOU!
MOST OF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE IT!
MY MOTHER WAS A REBELLIOUS WHITE TEENAGE SLUT WHO HATED HER DAD FOR NAMING HER STANLEY! HER DAD WANTED A BOY AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIS DAUGHTER FOR NOT BEING MALE! THE PSYCHOLOGICAL PATHOLOGY WAS THEN PASSED ON TO ME! I’M NOT VERY SMART BUT I’M A MARXIST TO THE CORE! SOCIALISM WAS IN MY MOTHER’S MILK. I WAS MOLESTED BY THE STALINIST PEDOPHILE-POET-PERVERT FRANK MARSHALL DAVIS! HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO PRETEND TO BE ONE OF YOU, AND HE MIGHT EVEN BE MY FATHER— I DON’T EVEN KNOW! I SPENT 25 YEARS IN CHICAGO LEARNING HOW TO PRETEND I’M DOWN WITH THE BROTHERS! I’M HALF BLACK BUT I HATE WHITEY JUST LIKE YOU! NEVER MIND THAT I’M HALF WHITE!! PAY NO ATTENTION TO THAT MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN! RUNNING THIS RACIAL HUSTLE AND SCAM HAS BEEN VERY PROFITABLE FOR ME AND MY “WIFE”. WE’RE UP TO OUR EARS IN WAGU BEEF, ARUGULA AND LOBSTER AND FREE GOLF FROM NOW AND FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! THANK YOU GUILTY WHITE AMERICAN LIBERALS FOR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION!