So....you freely admit to the crime(s)?
Do you record your ‘kills’ by etching keyboards into your car door the way WWII pilots recorded the enemy aircraft they shot down (painted on the side of their planes)?
I have a humble record of keyboard kills.
My main score is on monitors.
Twenty and couinting so far.
Keyboards, ten.
As for the kill marks, those were washed off the case by the missus.