When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic.... When he gets older, Id tell him he used to have a brother, but he didnt obey.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I once put instant coffee in a microwave and went back in time.
Right now Im having amnesia and déjà-vu at the same time. I think Ive forgotten this before.
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