The thing is my Brother, trolls are unusually dense creatures and cannot read well, much less understand the wisdom that the Book of ZOT! teaches.
The time of Zotnorock will truly be the end of their world. I and other fellow cultists have tried endlessly to explain to them that the end times are here. We even walk up and down their threads with our Sammich boards yelling REPENT! as the goddess commands us.
But do they listen to us? Hell no. They are trolls and so, like the rest, they must be put to the sword and the lightning. Mercifully and with great violence.
I mourn for their digital remains, but what can be said?
;)
It’s a heavy burden that you have taken on, Chief Druid of Trollhenge, but you wear it with grace and dignity.