Dear President Hoffa:
Here is a gift from one sonovabitch to another.
(I sent him a picture of a teabag. A real teabag may get me a visit from Big Sis.)
Dave,
cut the bottom of the tea bag and empty the tea out.
He still will get the message and you will not get in trouble.
Also as I said before, put a ficticious name on the envelope and use 1060 W. Addison, Chicago Illinois as a return address and send the goons to visit Wrigley Field.