[SampleMan]

You forgot regulations to prevent injuries. No tackling, no jumping, and pushing. Thrown or kicked footballs will need to be pre-briefed with both teams to ensure that no one is struck with the ball.

The government could “fix” football, just like they have jobs.

[outofsalt]

You're right..! er, left...
While they're at it. shouldn't cheer leading be open to gays?
And no more tailgating either. Mass transit will be the only way to go to the games which will only be played during daytime so as to avoid the lights and all the associated pollution. PETA will make all the footballs from Naugahyde and halftime shows will all be handled by NPR.