Once you start looking at the world as a giant conspiracy, it all makes sense. I don't think the world is supposed to make sense quite that easily. It's sloppy, self-sustaining reasoning. Comforting, I suppose, but I wouldn't trust it an inch towards explaining someone's motivations over the normal human vices.
Well, all I can say is, I don’t care what anybody else says, I love those build-a-bear workshops.