[Octar]

So instead of my widow picking up my ashes, she’s handed a gallon jug.

[Nervous Tick]

>> So instead of my widow picking up my ashes, she’s handed a gallon jug.

I wonder if you have to refrigerate it.

And, if you do, I wonder if you could use it to play a nasty prank on that @#$%^& roommate who always drinks out of the jug instead of using a glass.

[Mr. Silverback]

So instead of my widow picking up my ashes, she’s handed a gallon jug.

No, even better: they flush it into the sewer system. No, I'm not kidding.