[Tax-chick]

True. I had purple hair once, back in college. It was supposed to wash out, but it didn’t!

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Did you punch out any bears?

[Mrs. Don-o]

You actually did? Not me. But I did wear white bib overalls, with a appliqued yellow flower running up one leg and blossoming on the bosom (modestly covered by the bib).

Isn't "bosom" an interesting word? It's not exactly phonetic, but then, how would you spell it phonetically?