I don't like the tone of that remark, Chris. After all our Fearlessly Ineligible Leader was allegedly twice able to breed in captivity, this despite his rather unique (for a man) throwing style. However, bear in mind that was clearly before he started riding that bike. I'll grant you that it was somewhat after he was photographed holding hands with his uber-wealthy room mate from Pock-ee-STAHN.
But then again, exactly when he started wearing the cool Mom Jeans remains a classified mystery. In view of all these confusing facts, our town's Presidential Welcoming Committee has decided on a well guarded uni-sex double Porta-Potti for the Royal Couple. Film at 11.
LOLOLOL!
Boy I would love to see the film of that >;D