"What's all this I keep hearing about Seamen in a hotel room? I mean, why do they need a hotel room, when they can just stay on this ship?"
That is a picture of Rosanne Rosana Dana.
A more appropriate line would be something like
“Did you ever find some slimy goo on the wallpaper in a hotel room? I mean, what IS that stuff?”
Or perhaps
“It’s always something...either you are getting accused of boinking the maid, or your feet are stickin’ to the carpet!”
Guilda knows...