LOL!! No way. Gotta do a little biz and take advantage of turkey day at the Cracker Barrel!!I love turkey!
Me too! Turkey over chicken any day. Lamb over beef. Although turkey has serious competition when duck is on the menu.
I have some excellent wild turkey hunting on my farm. Perhaps we could work up a new turkey hunting method where you cast out a baited hook from a camouflaged blind. You then lure the turkey in with your call as usual and when he takes the bait you set the hook and reel him in. I bet an 18-20 lb turkey would put up a good fight on medium tackle!
Combine this with my spear fishing/bow fishing idea for your son's aerial jet-pack/jet ski rig and we've got the makings of a new TV show. We could call it "Extreme Angling"... /g