[Cheburashka]

I'd bet they'd give the Greeks an island of comparable size somewhere in the Gulf of Bothnia ~ any time!

---

The best collateral: if the Greeks default they trade countries. The Finns move to Greece, all the Greeks move to Finland.

[muawiyah]

Other than sunburns and skin cancer, the Finns would jump at the deal. The Greeks would freeze to death the first winter and would no longer be a problem.

I saw they’ve got a new guaranteed cure sort of treatment for skin melanoma ~ just in time for some serious negotiations with the Finns.