I'm not sure what Article 1 Section 8 has to do with you living in your mom's basement, but I did review it. So what? I'll go one step further. If I were king for a day, you would not be a citizen of the US...UNTIL you serve in the military. If you don't have the cahones to defend the US, you have no vote......
So... you swore an oath to defend a document you haven't read, and now you propose a scheme that is totally offensive to it and the explicit principles that the nation was founded on. You are an oath breaker, a swearer of lies, and a traitor to the United States of America.
May you spend eternity encased in ice next to your spiritual kin Lucifer.