But you see, that’s the conspiracy! When Elenin doesn’t impact Earth like the hammer of God, then it just means that something else, even bigger and badder, is being covered up that will hit in 2012 like a Flyin’ Mayan !!! We’re DOOOMED, and that spells M-O-O-N!
It’s time to remember the Life of Brian anthem - “Always look on the bright side of life!”