[Do Not Make Fun Of His Ears]

Unfortunately, it’s on video. It happened. I did a Google search and found that the liberal HuffPo is running with it, of course:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/16/michele-bachmanns-elvis-birthday_n_928454.html

[Republic of Texas]

Now all we need to know are the Mother’s motivations, and stories about a few of her skeletons, and we’ll have the whole story.