The perfect candidate:
Newts brain. Cains optimism. Romneys appearance/good looks. Sarahs survival skills. Bachmans focus. Perrys military & executive longevity as Texas gov. Santorums conservatism. Huntsmans foreign policy experience.
With a stunning stage presence and speaking voice of Clint Eastwood.
OH - and the self control of John Boehner.