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To: Lady Jag

??? YELLOW ???

C’mon yellow, get here, yellow .. tomorrow!


374 posted on 08/10/2011 8:43:34 PM PDT by STARWISE (The overlords are in place .. we are a nation under siege .. pray, go Galt & hunker down)
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To: onyx; Fiddlstix; RedMDer; Lady Jag; The Cajun; tubebender; musicman; trisham; DJ MacWoW; ...
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.

He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!"

Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.

"Jesus is watching you," the voice boomed again.

The burglar stopped dead again. He was frightened. Frantically, he looked all around. In a dark corner, he spotted a bird cage and in the cage was a parrot.

He asked the parrot: "Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?"

"Yes", said the parrot.

The burglar breathed a sigh of relief, and asked the parrot: "What's your name?"

"Clarence," said the bird.

"That's a dumb name for a parrot," sneered the burglar. "What idiot named you Clarence?"

The parrot said, "The same idiot who named the Rottweiller Jesus."


** click the nice Rotti to donate .. WOOF!**


399 posted on 08/10/2011 9:01:22 PM PDT by STARWISE (The overlords are in place .. we are a nation under siege .. pray, go Galt & hunker down)
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To: STARWISE



Green goes here





446 posted on 08/10/2011 9:50:50 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Keep the 'ICk" in Democratic)
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