I, Barak Hussein Obama, am here today to announce the resignation of Joe Biden as Vice President of the USA. In exchange from immunity from prosecution, I will immediately appoint Rush Limbaugh as my new vice President. Once he has been confirmed by the Senate, I will resign my office.
I know this will come as a shock to my many supporters in the US media but I think we all realize this is the only hope we have to avoid a complete meltdown of the US Economy.
Such a nice dream.....
Yes, it certainly is.