Due to your ongoing policies, please make sure to have your wives, mistresses, and daughters fitted for burkhas. Your policies, if we conservatives are not able to destroy them, will result in universal Sharia law. To put it in words you can understand, this means that you will have f*cked yourselves.
Next, when those poor bastards that have been seduced by you into a permanent poverty totally dependent upon gov't handouts riot and run through your homes taking everything, don't call me. I will be defending my home & family; you are on your own. Please call 911, and while you are waiting for rescue I suggest your re-learn how to pray. Perhaps you and the gangsta taking all your possessions can reach a bi-partisan agreement. Maybe you can continue to blame "whitey."
This will be the best case scenario for you. The worst case will be invasion by Russia and/or China.
When the entitlement ponzi scheme collapses, YOU will be without any safety net. And we conservatives will be banding together to re-establish Constitutional law and Conservative principles which have been proven over two plus centuries.
SWEET...........