I’d buy one of those Louisville Sluggers with “Don’t Tread On Me” printed on it. Good idea.
there's nothing to be afraid of”.
Film everything . Make sure you get wallets so you will know where these wankers live. Try not to touch them , it will take days to wash the stink off.
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
Beat on the brat
With a baseball bat
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
Gabba gabba hey!
Even that would be a “weapon” in NJ, unless it is considered a souvenir. So you better bring something signed by “Babe Ruth”, I don’t think a Carlos Beltran would qualify.