[dfwgator]

A Nigerian buddy of mine married a US black woman. Man did he have a rough time - coming to work in fits of rage. Ended up in divorce. He then went back to the old country, got a wife, brought her over, and he’s been happy ever since.

Turned out better for him than for Eddie Murphy......

"Eddie! "Eddie! "I want to talk to yooooooooooo!"
"What's your problem, baby?"
"I don't like the way you treat me, Eddie. You treat me like animal.
"You was butt naked on a zebra last month."
"I don't care, Eddie. I am American woman now. I want what's coming to me.
"Eddie, what have you done for me lately?"
"I want you to be happy. Well, what you want?"
"Half!"

[BobL]

LOL.