“White mob beats innocent Black utes with their faces”-ABC
“Many Black utes were injured when when a white mob attacked and beat their fist bloody using faces as weapons”- NBC
“Once again innocent Black utes minding their own business have their fist beaten by angry white mob” CBS
“Tea Party mob beats innocent Black utes fist. It is being reported by a reliable source the Tea Party used their faces as deadly weapons.”-CNN
Probably Bush’s fault.