I'd heard that the next manufactured catastrophe was the amount of CO2 dissolved in the oceans. The sea is turning into soda water and we're all going to die.
I heard it was going to be a horde of Nazi lizardmen from the Earth’s core. And that it’s America’s fault because President Bush sent a team from Halliburton down there to brainwash them with that Nazi ideology.
And it was all financed by Israel, too.
;-P
Lubchenco, air-headed bimbo in charge of NOAA, has been harping on ocean acidification due to man made CO2 for quite some time. Her assertions are beyond hysterical.
http://globalwarming.house.gov/pubs?id=0014
Scroll down til you see her face. The 2 part video of her testimony before Congress in 09 would be hilarious but for the fact that the fools in Congress believe her.