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To: Recovering_Democrat

Doubt it, does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????


6 posted on 07/30/2011 7:19:26 PM PDT by org.whodat (What does the Republican party stand for////??? absolutely nothing.)
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To: org.whodat

pepper spray, and they’ll remember


12 posted on 07/30/2011 7:28:15 PM PDT by Doogle ((USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: org.whodat

Doubt it, does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????

Search youtube for squirrel catapult


18 posted on 07/30/2011 7:34:45 PM PDT by listenhillary (2007 deficit 160 Billion, 2008 - 458 billion, 2009 -1.4 Trillion, 2010 - 1.6 Trillion)
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To: org.whodat

“Doubt it, does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????”

Have you tried the Binford 3000 squirrel remover? Arghhh arghhh arghhh.


30 posted on 07/30/2011 7:53:08 PM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (As long as the MSM covers for Obama, he will be above the law)
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To: org.whodat
Doubt it, does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????

Flamethrower.
43 posted on 07/30/2011 8:04:55 PM PDT by Cheburashka (If found, please return this Ring of Power to Sauron, Lord of Darkness. Return postage guaranteed.)
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To: org.whodat

Doubt it, does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????

Don’t put your nuts on your desk.


69 posted on 07/30/2011 9:41:54 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: org.whodat
Yep. Tilt the desk at 80o and cover it with ball bearing-races.
84 posted on 07/30/2011 11:39:46 PM PDT by raygun (http://bastiat.org/en/the_law DOT html)
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To: org.whodat; EQAndyBuzz
>>> does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????

Leave the squirrels alone. Don't start something you may not be able to finish.


92 posted on 07/31/2011 1:03:32 AM PDT by tlb
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To: org.whodat
...does anyone know how to keep squirrels off your desk,????

Keep your nuts under it.

94 posted on 07/31/2011 2:48:34 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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To: org.whodat

Burn the desk!


101 posted on 07/31/2011 4:23:44 AM PDT by melsec
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