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To: Tax-chick; sweetliberty; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty; Slip18; fanfan; ThomasThomas
"Our Jake spent the night out in the rain, again, and turned up this morning to say it’s All Our Fault, like we didn’t try to get him to come inside."

Somehow, that reminds me of someone else.

Captain James Hook: No stopping me this time, Smee. This is it. Don't make a move Smee, not a step. My finger's on the trigger. Don't try to stop me, Smee.

Smee: Oh, not again.

Captain James Hook: This is it. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't try to stop me this time, Smee. Don't you dare try to stop me this time, Smee, try to stop me. Smee, you'd better get up off your ass. Get over here, Smee!

Smee: I'm coming. I'm coming.

Captain James Hook: Stop me! This is not a joke! I'm committing suicide!

[Smee makes the gun go off which aims at the toy ship in the pool model]

Captain James Hook: Don't ever frighten me like that again.

Smee: I'm sorry.

Captain James Hook: What are you? Some kind of a sadist?

Smee: I'm sorry. I'm sorry. How do you feel now?

Note: The part of Captain James Hook was played by Barry O'Bama.
The part of Committing Suicide was played by Raising The Debt Ceiling
And the part of Smee was played by Congress, of course.

870 posted on 08/04/2011 5:08:05 AM PDT by NicknamedBob (The President said if he doesn't get his way he's going to hold his breath until we all turn blue.)
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To: NicknamedBob

LOL! That was pretty complex for so early in the day.


871 posted on 08/04/2011 5:09:54 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Do you know why I love reptiles? It's because they don't play guitars.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Fine piece o work!


875 posted on 08/04/2011 6:05:30 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; sweetliberty; Monkey Face; Darksheare; Cyber Liberty; Slip18; fanfan; ...

The FBI just stopped by my house. They asked me if I knew my neighbor. I said “ No, do you know him? “ They said no.
One of them...I think his last name was Carbone, kept muttering to himself...” ooo that Barney Rubble! What an actuh!...and he said nothing more. I ate a cherry pop tart, and went back to sleep.


877 posted on 08/04/2011 6:11:59 AM PDT by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Flutter our old parakeet.

“Here kitty kitty kitty kitty! Mimi, c’mere! C’mere! Woohoo, Mimi!”

Idiot bird would call the cat who would try to eat him.


879 posted on 08/04/2011 7:25:43 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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