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There is an FBI agent at my door right now...

... what should I do to ensure a full body search?
1,371 posted on 08/19/2011 10:31:47 AM PDT by evets (beer)
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To: evets

If you scream Allah Ackbar, they’ll ignore you and walk away.
You have to walk over and hand them a tract and ask, “Have you heard about the good news?”
They might get a little forceful about it.
And you might even hear the snap of a latex glove.
Pay that no mind, it’s out of your field of view anyway.


1,373 posted on 08/19/2011 10:50:37 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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