Wait until they refer to them as Alphas, Betas, and Gammas. Deltas don’t go to school of course, because they are filthy and stupid. And Epsilons...well, let’s not even think about Epsilons.
Not two hours ago I was going over my sons "summer reading list" (better late then never)with him and I was trying to explain "Brave New World."
Well, I remember in first grade I was a Redbird (intermediate reader). I always wanted to be a Bluebird, though.