You know, I don't feel you're coming to these negotiations willing to compromise. In fact, I believe you fail to understand how this process works. Let me be clear, I won't sign any spending cuts. Eat your peas. The middle class, who struggle every day to put food on the table, won't subsidize your corporate jet any longer. You need to pay your fair share. The top 1% needs to s sacrifice.
Raise taxes now, make the cuts in ten years. Trust me on this. Bush put the car in the ditch. Now you have to ride in the back. If you don't raise the debt ceiling I'll stop grandma's social security check and blame it on you. Shovel ready. We can't afford Bush's illegal wars, just a few kinetic military actions. America is a Muslim nation so get used to it.
It'd be easier if I could just do this without Congress. Bitter gun and Bible clingers. You just hate me because my middle name is Hussein. Racist. Let's talk about my Muslim faith. I mean my Christian faith. You know, Reverend Wright. On second thought, let's not. Wanna beer? You need one, you acted stupidly. Like the Supreme Court.
Has anyone seen my economic team? Christine? Austan? Larry? No, not Sinclair, Summers. Larry? Anyway, you've got to spend money to take money. I mean stimulate the economy. Or something. Green shoots. Which of the 58 states are you from anyway?
Fox News is biased. CNN is real journalism. Did I mention I'm black? Racist. Except the part of me that's not, from my typical white grandmother. She's racist too.
So anyway, It's time to pull up the mom jeans and get to golf, er, work. Wanna go to camp David? Don't call my bluff.
And have dinner with Barack and Joe! Great Post Pan Yan
That is one of the funniest, and most accurate, summaries of the Obama regime that I have seen.