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In suburban areas move to boxes at the end of the street, or at least the end of the driveway—this would allow for nearly double the amount of mail delivered in the same time.

Deep fry the fruit, no e-coli problem. ;-)

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Copy paste brain fart. This:

"In suburban areas move to boxes at the end of the street, or at least the end of the driveway—this would allow for nearly double the amount of mail delivered in the same time."

was supposed to be this:

But this does bring to mind, when was the last time you heard of people getting e-coli from a potato vs fruit.