[April Lexington]

First, take away Mochelle’s staff, First Lady Bush had three assistant and Mochelle had 28.

Let's be practical here... it probably DOES take 28 slaves to haul that fat ass around all day...

[MestaMachine]

I will gladly donate a pair of friggin’ designer roller skates and volunteer to string a guideline to pull herself along. When she is outside, she can hold on to BO’s leash. (Both of them.)