That's how I love to respond to those recurring "You must give up your freedom/tax dollars RIGHT NOW on [insert issue]. It's.....FOR THE CHEEEEEEEELRUN!" My response is "Who wants to have a child so weak that he can't live without even MORE power ceded to the government? What could someone that frail possibly accomplish when they grow up? Better to just let that one die as comfortably as possible and just start over. We can make more, you know!"
I just ask them why they fight so hard to teach Darwinism if they don’t actually want to live by it.