[sickoflibs]

I almost didn't read it because it was so long but that is exactly how women handle relationships. In short: That was very good.

Other rules that take a while to learn:

Women are attracted to a challenge, they don't know why and they will will never admit it. puppy-dogs with flowers acting needy terrify them.

Women will (generally) set their minimum standards on appearance based on what they can get. So your chance with that hot model is, well buy that lottery ticket

Woman all claim they want honesty and no games, and then they all lie (during courtship) and they treat all their romantic relationships as a HUGE game getting girlfriend advice for the next move, so learn to read between the lines

NEVER go to a woman for romantic advice, that is the death kiss

[stephenjohnbanker]

” Apparently, the vibration and number of sound waves in our voice makes it harder for men to decipher what we’re saying. When it comes to processing a woman’s voice, they use the more complex auditory part of the brain that processes music, not human voices. But the guys in the study could easily hear and understand other men’s voices as speech because that uses a simpler brain mechanism at the back of the brain. “

LMBO!!

If they aren’t saying come over to my place, or how about a beer, I generally tune it out ;-)