My topper of a story was in a restaurant where a two year old was running around with her four year old brother. Both completely unsupervised. Full run of the restaurant, climbing on other tables, yelling, etc. Right until the two year old needed to relieve herself, which she proceeded to do, standing right in the middle of the aisle about 10 ft. from our table. #2, which she then picked up and started walking toward any adult she could find, with it held out in her hand, like “what do I do with this?” Poop and urine streaked down both legs. That’s when we got involved and got management. We certainly weren’t going to touch her and take a chance that her parents would file some kind of charges. The whole time the parents were completely oblivious. And even after they knew what had happened and saw the pile of poop on the floor, you would think they would have been apologetic or embarrassed, but no, they were ticked off that management had interrupted their lunch. They didn’t even offer to help clean up the mess.
You win. That’s more disgusting.
The guy next to me is running a Skype session with his family who are at home. I put the earbuds in and fired up Wiz Khalifa “Black and Yellow”. Problem solved.