Why stop at 10?
Because everyone likes top 10 lists.
Two more:
Refering to Corpsman, Zero called him a “Corpseman”
(I think I learned that it was pronounced “Coreman” (phonetic spelling), not “Corpse” man in 5th grade)!!
Refering to a Penn State Student, as a “Nitally Lion” rather than “Nittany Lion”.
Could you imagine the media if G.W., Dan Quayle, Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Mitt Romney, et. al. said this kind of stuff!!